Tuesday, August 31, 2010

God.

God is the English name given to the singular,
omniscient being in deistic and theistic religions.
There are over six billion people in this world.
How can you know that God exists?
What is God really like?
We have proven the existence of God
by using scientific principles.
We have found 50 simple proofs
to show that God cannot exist.
God is imaginary.
God is real.
The Church of God has over 4 million members.
A heartfelt tale of inspiration, hope,
and redemption.
Landscape images, peaceful music,
and uplifting messages.
Repenting is easy. You are now
chatting with God.
God hates shrimp.
Why?
God is the oldest question.
What is God's name?
What in God's name?
God only works on Linux.
God loves you.
God, who also goes by the aliases Yahweh,
Allah and Jehovah to avoid debt collectors,
loves you.
Why won't God heal amputees?
You may feel God closest when you're hurting.
In the most difficult times,
you may be able to feel God's hand
moving.
You may feel God's hand
holding you.

2 comments:

  1. I want this one tattooed on me in blacklight ink.

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  2. :) This is funny... "God hates shrimp" is my favorite part.

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