Hi, there. This is sort of multi-genre. Sorry it’s taken so long. I was excited when I saw the “numbers” assignment because really I was cheating and had already been working on the statistical nightmare that follows. Then I saw the Google assignment and was even more excited that I could doubly cheat! (Parenthetically, I didn’t include this fact, but it’s hot off the presses that the Google offices in NYC are infested with bedbugs. The moderator at bedbugger.com says that between the fact that 1) bedbugs are all over the Google search engine these days and 2) the fact that they’ve also recently infested the NYC 311 offices – which people call in order to register complaints about bedbugs, she now thinks, “now it seems like the bed bugs are trying to be funny.”
Enjoy! Here's the "poem":
which smell sweet, like rotting raspberries 2
Fact: A foul, rotting, bloody-meat smell might be present in heavily infested areas. 3
Fact: they emit a “mintyness” -- freshness like cilantro.
Fact: they smell spicy like coriander.
Coriander (Coriandrum sativum L.) is an annual herb that belongs to the carrot family (Umbelliferae). The unripe fruits have a smell that has been compared to that of bedbugs. 4
Fact: I am hurting, furthermore, for curried meats, for a tangy sorbet.
Fact: bedbugs are nutty in scent, like an almond. 5
Fact: bedbugs smell like nothing except
to other bedbugs, and only when they are afraid
or aroused or have
prolifically defecated – except
when the infestation is
astounding. Fact: I say I am bloody hungry. 6
Fact: twelve pounds is a lot
for a 123-lb. woman
to lose in a period
of time shorter than two weeks. 7
Fact: I haven’t sat down in months. 7
Fact: the man on the phone promises me
it will work, will be worth
what I am paying him for. All you have to do,
he says, is first run everything possible through the dryer,
wiping down everything else (shampoo and lotion bottles, et cetera).
with rubbing alcohol. Then keep everything sealed in plastic,
when not in use, for a period of at least 3 months. That’s all. 7
Fact: bedbugs harbor pathogens in and on their bodies
but they are yet to be found
to carry disease to humans. 8
2008. Fact: news from Mayor Bloomberg’s office has had it
that bedbugs are not a health concern. 9
(Fact: severe anemia from bedbugs only happens in young children and the elderly,
and they are either barely born or nearly dead, so what the hell does it matter?) 10
Fact: in 2009, Bloomberg signed the legislation anyway. 11
Fact: It is 2010. City Councilwoman Gale Brewer says to us, The mayor has many friends who have bed bugs. He tells me, “Gail, all my friends have bed bugs what am I going to do?” So the fact of the matter is...it doesn't matter if you're rich or poor or if you're middle class, you have bed bugs. 12
Fact: a bedbug can hide in a crevice the width of a credit card, 13
the width of a Metrocard,
the dimension of money.
They hitch rides at night in taxis from Brooklyn to
Fact Fact Fact.
Fact: most people have an allergic reaction when bitten by a bedbug. 14
Fact: most people have no reaction whatsoever. 15
Fact: you should never take discarded items into your home. 16
However, when it comes to buying second-hand items, it is merely suggested that you “inspect” them. 17
Fact: when asked what is being done about bedbugs in his store, a Salvation Army employee said he “didn’t want to talk about it.” 18
Fact: it can take a trained professional hours to inspect for bedbugs. 19
Fact: a bedbug egg is 1/16 of an inch in diameter, and a newly hatched bug is half that size.
The eggs are tiny, whitish, and hard to see on most surfaces without magnification (individual eggs are about the size of a dust speck. When first laid, the eggs are sticky, causing them to adhere to surfaces. Newly hatched nymphs are straw-colored and no bigger than a pinhead. 20
Fact: bedbugs can go 6 months without a meal. 21
Fact: bed bugs may be able to live 6-12 months without food and can survive in infrequently-used hotel rooms or vacant apartment buildings until occupied by an unfortunate victim. 22
Fact: my favorite flavor is chocolate.
Fact: being a renter in NYC means
not only being vulnerable
to a horrifying range of pest infestations
but also
generally means paying more than $1000
for a place to live
each month,
for the rest of your life.
Fact: being a homeowner in NYC means
not only being vulnerable
to a horrifying range of pest infestations
but also
generally means paying more than $1000
or a place to live
each month,
for thirty years
or until you die,
possibly of premature causes,
(whichever comes first).
Fact: a disclosure bill, requiring NY landlords to disclose a building's bedbug status for the previous calendar year to prospective tenants was approved in June 2010 and signed into law by September. 23
Fact: according to Aaron Shmulewitz, a real estate lawyer at Belkin Burden Wenig & Goldman who represents 300
Fact: in the five years leading up to 2009, Brooklyn is on record as having the highest number of 311 city call center complaints on file in
Fact: landlords in NYC are responsible for eradicating bedbugs in their buildings. 26
Fact: hiring a licensed professional qualified to successfully eradicate a bedbug infestation and prevent its spread throughout all floors of a 3-story home in
Fact: in July 2010, the average home in
which, at an interest rate of about 6% could easily work out to something close to $3850 per month in mortgage payments alone. 28
Fact: the median household income for Brooklyn is below the national and
Fact: in 2007, the median household income in
Fact: 35 percent [of
Fact: the average monthly 2010 rent for a 1-bedroom apartment in
Fact: as of Jan. 20, 2010, Brooklyn foreclosures accounted for most of the more than 2,000 foreclosure filings in
Fact: Blood spots might appear on bedding where a bedbug has been crushed. 34
Fact: It is very difficult to crush a bed bug in your sleep. 35
Fact: one problem with canine bedbug inspections is false positives. 36
Fact: a person whose property has bedbugs should always hire a professional to eliminate them. 37
Fact: one of the most well-regarded pest management professionals in the world, in the specialization of bedbugs, said (off the record, of course), “Self-treatment can work; give it some time and call me in a few months if you need to.” 38
Fact: bed bugs tended to avoid resting on pyrethroid-treated surfaces (unless there were harborage odors). 39
Fact: one study showed that pyrethroid products were not repellent to bed bugs and would not cause bed bug aggregations to scatter or avoid treated surfaces. 40
Fact: heat of 97 degrees F or higher will kill bedbugs. 41
Fact: a clothes dryer set to medium to high heat (120 degrees) for 10 to 20 minutes will kill bedbugs. 42
Fact: To kill bedbugs, you should put everything…in a warm dryer for an hour or a hot dryer for 60 minutes. Put things that can’t be heated in a freezer for two weeks. Everything else … inspect carefully! 43
Fact: Putting infested items out in temperatures of 32 degrees F for a couple of days should also do the trick! 44
Fact: Bed bugs and their eggs can be killed by very low temperatures, but it is difficult to achieve them without using a deep freezer. Temperatures below 0°F (-18 C) for one to two weeks are generally believed to be needed to reliably kill all life stages. 45
Fact: 14 percent of people in
Fact: Orkin reports that the highest number of bedbug-related service calls in the nation come from
Fact: Terminix reports that
Fact: in the summer of 2010,
Fact: The Limited, Inc. owns and operates
Fact: Hollister, in turn, is owned by Abercrombie & Fitch, which is owned by The Limited. 51
Fact: the address for The Limited is
P.O. Box 16000
Fact: in NYC, Abercrombie and Fitch,
all retailers of brand new clothing –
were briefly shut down in July of 2010
due to bedbug infestations.
Fact: the AMC Empire 25 was shut down
for the same reason
the following month. 53
Fact: Bed bugs cannot climb up slick surfaces like metal and glass, and such. 54
Fact: When many bedbugs are present and/or when surfaces such as fabric, wood, paper, etc. are unavailable, bedbugs will be found on metal, plastic, etc. 55
Fact: Pluto is not a planet. 56
Fact: Pluto is too a planet! 57
Fact: the year before all of this happened I had dated a man who, once upon a time, long before the resurgence of bedbugs in
Fact: six months after this same man had declared that he would love me for the rest of his life (but his plans to move in with me fell through) I found out that my house was infested. 58
Fact: a man who washes his hands frequently is unlikely to sleep in a bed that might have bugs in it.
Fact: I washed my hands so many times that winter that they bled, staining my sheets.
Fact: Antidepressants are used not only for anxiety but also obsessive-compulsive disorder. 59
Fact: a person who lives at least 100 miles from my house is eleven times more likely to know what I went through than someone living in the immediate tri-state metropolitan area.
Fact: sometimes I feel isolated and lonely.
Fact: I find people unbearable to be around.
Fact: Bedbugs can be found wherever humans are. 60
References
1. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/23/realestate/23cov.html?pagewanted=2
2. http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/article_30055d58-4621-5f94-ac62-9e28f6e4339b.html
3. http://www.ipm.ucdavis.edu/PMG/PESTNOTES/pn7454.html
4. http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex121
5. http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/article_30055d58-4621-5f94-ac62-9e28f6e4339b.html
6. http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/article_30055d58-4621-5f94-ac62-9e28f6e4339b.html
7. Fuck my life.
8. http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef636.asp
9. http://www.aaafta.com/forum/current-events/29747-bedbugs-epidemic-increases.html
10. http://www.cmaj.ca/cgi/content/full/181/5/287
11. http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/2009/03/19/nycs-bed-bug-advisory-board-the-mayors-press-release/
12. http://brooklyn.ny1.com/content/news_beats/politics/122811/city-leaders-outline-new-bed-bug-fighting-strategy/
13. lancaster.unl.edu/pest/resources/263bedbg.pdf
14. http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/2009/04/16/new-study-of-bed-bug-bites-suggests-most-people-do-react/
15. http://www.gabcast.com/gc1/index.php?a=episodes&id=1017&castPage=3
16. http://www.livescience.com/animals/090112-bed-bug-resistance.html
17. http://entomology.oregonstate.edu/sites/default/files/Bed_Bugs.pdf
18. http://bedbugger.com/2010/02/20/spread-bed-bugs-quickly-ask-me-how/
19. http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef636.asp
20. http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef636.asp
21. http://hubpages.com/hub/Bed-Bugs-Signs
22. lancaster.unl.edu/pest/resources/263bedbg.pdf
23. http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/08/30/new-york-governor-paterson-signs-bedbug-law/
24. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/23/realestate/23cov.html?pagewanted=2
26. http://www.housingnyc.com/html/resources/hmc/sub2/art4.html
27. No, really. Fuck my life.
28. http://www.deptofnumbers.com/nyc/home-sales/brooklyn/
29. http://www.faqs.org/sec-filings/100106/Brooklyn-Federal-Bancorp-Inc_10-K/
30. http://www.deptofnumbers.com/nyc/home-sales/brooklyn/
31. http://www.ny.frb.org/regional/profile_nyc.html
32. http://www.tregny.com/content/rental_market_reports/march-2010-brooklyn-rental-market-report/
33. http://www.foreclosuredeals.com/wp/brooklyn-foreclosures-highest-among-nyc-borough-filings/
34. www.state.nj.us/health/eoh/phss/documents/bedbugfactsheet.pdf
35. Sean Rollo, entomologist, founder of thebedbugresource.com
http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/photos-of-blood-smears
36. http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/2009/04/19/qa-with-lou-sorkin/
37.http://www.nysipm.cornell.edu/publications/bed_bugs/files/caller_guidance.pdf
38. No, really…
39. http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/2009/02/01/an-interview-with-bed-bug-researcher-alvaro-romero/
B A Wiltz, D R Suiter and W A Gardner
J Eco Entomol 103:754 (2010) PMID 20568621
41. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/bedbugs/DS00663/DSECTION=prevention (information corrected some time after I saw it and after several people on bedbugger.com posted complaints about the statement’s absurdity).
42. http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef636.asp
43. http://www.nysipm.cornell.edu/whats_bugging_you/bed_bugs/bedbugs_faqs.asp
44. http://www.ipm.ucdavis.edu/PMG/PESTNOTES/pn7454.html
45. http://www.pctonline.com/Article.aspx?article_id=38047
46. http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100824/NEWS01/8250326/We-re-No-1-uh-in-bedbugs
47. http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100824/NEWS01/8250326/We-re-No-1-uh-in-bedbugs
48. http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100824/NEWS01/8250326/We-re-No-1-uh-in-bedbugs
49. https://www.canada-bedbugs.com/10-most-bedbug-infested-cities/ , http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/40283/
50. http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/The-Limited-Inc-Company-History.html
51. http://articles.latimes.com/2009/apr/24/business/fi-hollister24
52. http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/The-Limited-Inc-Company-History.html
53. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20014216-10391704.html
54. www.ci.portland.me.us/hhs/hhsbedbugsmanual.pdf
55. www.hgic.umd.edu/content/documents/bedBugs.pdf
56. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html
57. http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/080612-pluto-planet.html
58. Oh, fuck; I give up.
59. http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/142/5/572
60. www.hss.state.ak.us/DPH/PDFs/fs_BedBugs.pdf
Awesome! And now I feel slightly itchy all over...
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